I can take care of him, okay? Let me take care of him until he’s better.

svveden:

i always look sleep deprived is that hot

pottergirl05:

The only thing you need to see.. Peter drinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar. EPIC.

It’s a form of narcissism, this ‘correction world’ we’re living in. There’s two kinds of narcissism. There’s a form where you go, ‘I’m better than you are. I’m better looking, or I’m smarter…’ […] Now there’s a new defacto narcissism which is, ‘Look how much better I am than this person who uses these terms, who communicates this way.’ By pointing out what an ogre [someone] is, I then become elevated. —Adam Carolla

mamalalonde:

yungbiochemist:

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

 

fleurdelisee:

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

aausten