I can take care of him, okay? Let me take care of him until he’s better.


i always look sleep deprived is that hot


The only thing you need to see.. Peter drinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar. EPIC.

It’s a form of narcissism, this ‘correction world’ we’re living in. There’s two kinds of narcissism. There’s a form where you go, ‘I’m better than you are. I’m better looking, or I’m smarter…’ […] Now there’s a new defacto narcissism which is, ‘Look how much better I am than this person who uses these terms, who communicates this way.’ By pointing out what an ogre [someone] is, I then become elevated. —Adam Carolla



Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt




I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.